Pabst Blue Ribbon
ah, my old favorite. sipping you out of a 16-ounce can, working on a pleasant beer-buzz after work. why blue ribbon? why, it was voted AMERICA'S BEST in 1893! yeah.
an analogy for life: you are in a store in front of millions of different kinds of soap. every soap has the same label and the same ingredients, and next to you is an insane man yelling in your ear, making it impossible to think. you must choose one kind of soap to buy before the store closes and a frog is watching your every move, frightening you with his large tesicles. enough: try to analogize life and you end up wasting your time and sounding like an idiot. fuck analogies.
an analogy for life: you are in a store in front of millions of different kinds of soap. every soap has the same label and the same ingredients, and next to you is an insane man yelling in your ear, making it impossible to think. you must choose one kind of soap to buy before the store closes and a frog is watching your every move, frightening you with his large tesicles. enough: try to analogize life and you end up wasting your time and sounding like an idiot. fuck analogies.
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